Monday, August 11, 2014

Condom Curse

You will need the following items for this spell: 
  • 1 condom 
  • 1 rusty nail (substitute thorn if needed) 
  • salt 
  • black pepper
  • black permanent marker

write targets name on condom with marker, visualize the target wearing the condom as you stab it repeatedly with nail/thorn saying:
"I prick you where it hurts the most, in your pathetic little host."

Sprinkle with salt saying:
"I salt the wounds so that they sting, each time you try to use that thing."

Now blacken with pepper saying:
"And now, I set a penile fire,
So when your hardened by desire,
It burns like hell with no relief,
Then shrivels up within your briefs,
And all that is left upon your mind,
Is how to cool your burning time."

Place nail or thorn in condom, secure with knot and dispose of in a public trash receptacle.